Republiklan

— Billy could call a meeting with ranking RepubliKLANs and set the following terms to avoid impeachment: "1. I'll switch parties. 2. I'll bomb the hell out of defenseless little countries just for kicks. 3. I'll slap at least one black woman every day. 4. I'll have my guards impale Hillary with a cigar at a Democratic fund-raising dinner and take photos of Democrats masturbating under the table with their left hands while eating their salads with their right."

— How many times has the members of the Republiklan party referred to our party as the Democrat party. Now you can retort with a name that reflects their actions and priorities. Call their party the Republiklan party, the Knight of the white right fright.