ultrasilent

— After a while we began to wonder if we shouldn't have taken the Park Avenue place. The ultramodern, ultrasilent, ultraautomatic elevator started having fits of epilepsy, and several people got stuck in it on various occasions. They were released a few hours later by emergency squads, but came out dazed and with signs of an impending nervous breakdown, begging the emergency squad people to do something about the canned music which had kept them on the verge of insanity while they were waiting for their release.