snarfing

— Royals spend dough on this, but to see their A players at 10 p.m. one wonders, for the evening's perfect balance of fruits, vegetables, salad, and a light chicken or fish dish is being thrown into dietary chaos by snarfings of deep-dish pizza washed down by a coolerful of beers, the empty twelve-pack cartons stacked up the kitchen wall like blocks of insulation from the hard world outside.