hung like a bull

— “[...] I once had a fellow in Toledo—we met in this exclusive cocktail lounge—they wouldn’t even let you in if you weren’t dressed right—he worked in a bank over in Elyria, he said—he was so short he wore elevator shoes—a real little fellow—except he was hung like a bull down there. You never can tell. Some women think if a man’s got a long nose or long hands that means he’s got a big one—or if he has a deep speaking voice—but don’t you believe it. That’s all a lot of hooey. There’s only one way to find out for sure. But anyway, I was telling you, this was the biggest one of all time. It would of won a blue ribbon at the county fair—I kid you not. I could only just hold it in both my two hands. The first time he put it in, I thought the end of it would come out of the top of my head.”