Roy Rogers

— “Dad just doesn't get it. He doesn't even want to learn about recycling.” “He's a fudge maker. No ifs, ands or buts about it. Where's the cola?” “In the pantry.” “Oh, no! What? It's room temp!” “So put it in the fridge.” “Look, Stan will be home from the store any second, and I put grenadine on the list. Grenadine turns cold cola into a Roy Rogers. You know what grenadine turns warm cola into? You tell me when I throw it in your face. [Karate Yell]”