Penis Game

— As we sit there waiting, Lexi says she wants to play the Penis Game while we wait for Victoria's mom to pick us up. I admit to Lexi that I don't know how to play, so she explains the rules to me. ¶ "We take turns, and each girl has to say the word penis louder than the next, until no one will go next, and there's a crowned winner. I'll go first," Lexi says. Then she whispers the word penis very softly so we can barely hear it over the sound of a Mercedes driving by.