To cheese someone is to place cheese on this person's head or in this person's hair. Any kind of cheese can be used for cheesing, though there is a venerable tradition of using warm, partly melted swiss or provolone.\n> Fuckabout 1: Go on, you have to cheese him soon!\n> Fuckabout 2: .... OK. Woman: You what?\n> Fuckabouts 1&2: We put cheese in a man's hair.\n> Woman: Oh, you cheesed him. You are a couple of fuckabouts -- it's douchy to cheese someone. You've to set your karma right by helping the homeless.\n