A psychological phenomenon that occurs when a male of the human species witnesses a gorgeously endowed female, and procedes to lose the ability to concentrate or focus on anything except her:\r\n\r\n1. Tits\r\n2. Ass\r\n3. Legs\r\n4. Tits\r\n5. Face\r\n\r\nIn the case of Arkansas natives, may produce confusion about the definition of adultery, and lack of ability to use the word "is"\n> Man 1:Im sorry, what were we talking about? That blond chick that just walked by..\n> Man 2: With the knockers? Seems like you just had a case of penile dementia, my friend!\n> Man 1: Yeah, good thing we are at a titty bar. Lapdances are on me!\n