v. Originating with the word [ken]\r\n\r\n1. Can be said to have been experienced when, following defecation, one wipes one's anus only to discover that no residue has been left behind by the [ken]\n> There was no toilet paper so I'd had to use my hand. Luckily I'd had a magic ken so-when I shook Her Majesty's hand later on-she didn't notice.\n> I've just had a magic ken. Must be all the brown bread I've been eating.\n