1. A Christian\r\n2. Christians, collectively\n\nOrigin: Ancient Romans discovered that Christians make very entertaining meals for jungle cats, typically a lion. To this day, it's still the best thing to do with someone that believes that the allegedly historical figure Jesus Christ is the son of the alleged God.\n> 1. I don't go to church because I'm not lion food.\n> 2. Lion food has too much influence in American politics.\n