A small (5 foot 2 inches) Korean with a very small penis and hairy back. Has a ridiculous balding hairdo which looks like someone threw a wig in a cotton candy machine and glued the mess to his head, smells of old socks and has the fashion sense of a blind autistic child. Also cannot spek Engrish good.\r\n\r\nLeader of a cruddy subcountry known as North Korea which houses a few half-assed nuclear weapons and a lot of starving gooks.\n> Kim Jong Il: I am cool\n> Dude: You are short, grow away\n