The intellegent humor that nearly everyone seems to gain when they have a half an hour to contemplate a witty response. It is usually a bad comparison to a person's actually conversational skills since they can sit and contemplate the response for as long as they need.\n> (Facebook wit conversation)\n> Susie (7:12): So... supposedly the world is ending on Saturday...\n> Dan: (7:32): Hell yeah! (pun totally intended ;)\n> Susie (7:34): You think you'll still be here after the rapture?\n> Dan: (8:01): Oh, I'm throwing a rapture party! Devil juice and Satan cakes, with the Antichrist spinning!\n> Susie: (8:04): ROFL!\n> (Real conversation)\n> Susie (7:12): So... supposedly the world is ending on Saturday...\n> Dan (7:13): Oh, wow, that's really interesting...\n> (Crickes chirping)\n