1. A supreme douchebag, unmatched in his ability to act like a moron and shame the human species.\r\n2. The word douchebag with an "el" added to it for comical purposes.\r\n\r\n\n> John: Wow, you're a fucking douchebagel. You smell pretty bad too.\n> Douchebagel: Yeah, I know. I'm going to eat a tub of shit now...want to watch?\n> John: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!\n