noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a [quofe] (also spelled [quof] or [quoaf]).\r\n\r\nNOTE: Dick farts or quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a [catheter] has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.\n> After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up letting a dick fart at the same time and splattering urine everywhere.\n