Generic, well-dressed, slightly meathead-ish dude who only cares or knows about bars, chicks, and looking good. Gel, vertical striped shirts, designer jeans, and sleek black shoes are a must. In middle school, chotches wore "No Fear" and "Coed Naked" T-shirts; in high school, white baseball caps and all Abercrombie; in college, visors, wife beaters, and cargo shorts. \r\n\r\nChotches are 'huge' football fans, but end up checking their cell phones more than paying attention to games on TV.\r\nAnd a true chotch almost certainly received "Scarface" on DVD this last Christmas.\n> I saw at least seventeen chotches last night at Lucky Bar.\n> Drop the vertical striped shirt right now, dude, or I'm going to start mistaking you for that chotch on the Real World.\n