Pronounced: "chawch"\r\n\r\nDefinition: Noun-A person (usually male)who attempts to exhibit a cool and popular look but generally comes across as either an asshole and/or a total loser. Plural: chachs, chaches.\r\nAdjective, adverb- dumb, idiotic Ex: "That guy just totally pulled a chach move."\r\n(Rare) Verb-to unjustifiably escape a commitment. Ex: "Todd really chached out tonight."\r\n\r\nBehavioral Patterns: Tends to bitch out when extreme situations present themselves. Provokes animosity in more enlightened individuals.\r\n\r\nSpecial Abilities: Being able to piss off peers in close proximity by doing absolutely nothing.\r\n\r\nWhere found: Shopping malls, fraternities, Late night diners, college bars and/or clubs, party schools, business seminars.\r\n\r\nSynomyms:[douche bag], [bitchass], etc.\r\n\r\nCombinations: Can be used in conjunction with "ass" as in "chach ass". Northern dialect also includes the form "Chachski".\r\n\r\nPossibly Derived from: The character Chachi played by actor Scott Baio on the television programs Happy Days (1974-1984)and Joanie Loves Chachi(1982-1983).\r\n\r\nVulgarity Level: Perfectly safe to use in public. \r\n\r\nWhat to do if encountered: Keep a cool head. A chach's main weapon is annoyance. Avoid places where chaches frequent (you should anyways). They are insecure and have a weak sense of pride so hit on their girlfriend to throw them off guard.\n> Use your imagination. Everyone has met a chach.\n> "(insert name here) is a chach (ass)."\n