tall cute italian who likes to think that he is semi-fluent in spanish and, at times, uses it in a "ghetto" dialect. goobers are notorious for their need to be taken care of by their swipers. Many are known to be execssive movie "buffs" and are, suprisingly, romantics at heart.\n> Did that dude really just hit that tree?....yah, he's definitely a goober. I sure hope he has a swiper to take care of him!\n