After sitting on the toilet to poop, you notice that there is less than one-quarter of a roll of toilet paper, and no spare in the bathroom. You decide to poop anyway, gambling on the fact you will have enough toilet paper to have a satifying wipe.\n> Husband: "Honey, I just played Russian Toilette, and lost"\n> Wife: "Sucks to be you. Try not to bite your fingernails"\n