The only acceptable response upon being told that a King of the Sheep competition has been rigged\n> Ted: This competition is a sham and a fraud and a...sham!\n> Judge: What?! How dare you!\n> Ted: There's been a deliberate and scurrilous attempt to sabotage this high-profile sheep competition - and those responsible are in this very room. Giant Reed and Hud Hastings!\n> Spectator: Fuckin' hell!\n